Rambutans and/or Fish Crackers ??

That was running through my mind when I was about to reach home.
And that got me a stunned look when I told that to him.
Anyway, I ate both in the end to save myself from further agony.

Ice Wine

He was telling me how Ice Wine was made. Something about harvesting the fruits in cold winter and that only 20% of those fruits that survive the harsh winter are made into wine. While he was telling me his story, in my own world I thought (and subsequently told him) :-

I said : If I were those plants, I would rather be those in the 80% than those 20% that ends up being made into Ice Wine. Either way, I'll die. Why not naturally and in my own way? I don't want to die a cruel death.

Tone Your Muscle!

When I gave him a poke on his chest today, he strugged and gave me a painful look.
I smiled and said : You should exercise and firm up your muscle more. In that way, you won't feel the pain!

Cows has 7 stomachs

We were having durians just after dinner.

He said : Wish I had 2 stomachs. One for main course and the other for durians.
I said : Wish I had 2 stomachs too. One for main course and the other just for snacks.

One..two.. One two..

Was told to do some back and abdominal exercise to ease my menstral cramps.
How it should be done is to lie on my back and lift both legs up
Opening and closing them, like how scissors are.

My reply :
My legs are too long and the ceilings too low.